B.O.
Consonant reader,
I joined my local gym on Saturday.
I had my induction on Sunday.
I ached on Monday. (Like the proverbial fucker)
I ached on Tuesday, but not as much.
Wednesday (Today), I went back to the gym and worked out like a steam train, getting very hot and tired in the provess. Is this natural I wonder?
Anyway, by the summer of 2005 A.D., my body will be honed and toned to god- like perfection. Millions will look at, and want to be me. I will be irresistable to all women, most men and other vertebrated mammals of no fixed species or identity.
...
*spots a squadron of pigs on the horizon*
B x.
I joined my local gym on Saturday.
I had my induction on Sunday.
I ached on Monday. (Like the proverbial fucker)
I ached on Tuesday, but not as much.
Wednesday (Today), I went back to the gym and worked out like a steam train, getting very hot and tired in the provess. Is this natural I wonder?
Anyway, by the summer of 2005 A.D., my body will be honed and toned to god- like perfection. Millions will look at, and want to be me. I will be irresistable to all women, most men and other vertebrated mammals of no fixed species or identity.
...
*spots a squadron of pigs on the horizon*
B x.