Bonobo Love

-The electronic version of a 'Harvester' restaurant.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

B.O.

Consonant reader,

I joined my local gym on Saturday.

I had my induction on Sunday.

I ached on Monday. (Like the proverbial fucker)

I ached on Tuesday, but not as much.

Wednesday (Today), I went back to the gym and worked out like a steam train, getting very hot and tired in the provess. Is this natural I wonder?

Anyway, by the summer of 2005 A.D., my body will be honed and toned to god- like perfection. Millions will look at, and want to be me. I will be irresistable to all women, most men and other vertebrated mammals of no fixed species or identity.

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*spots a squadron of pigs on the horizon*

B x.

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